"Nonsense, Skulduggery. You are one of my wisest confidants. You have so much to teach me. I look up to you for your intelligence, deductive reasoning, and charisma. You are also amazingly humble, considering how handsome and charming you are."
Well, I /was/ trying to come up with a less dumbstruck way to say "I don't believe you," but that'll do.
Seriously though. It's hard to call anybody who isn't, you know, immediately trying to kill teenagers on day 1 "better" than I am. Apples to oranges. I couldn't do half the stuff you do, and I'm not even talking about the time-out boxes.
I'd ask what that stuff might be, if it wouldn't push my playful vanity into overt egocentrism. Suffice it to say, we all have something to offer. That includes people like Daisy. And gargoyles, too.
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I don't have a single clue how to respond to that.
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"Nonsense, Skulduggery. You are one of my wisest confidants. You have so much to teach me. I look up to you for your intelligence, deductive reasoning, and charisma. You are also amazingly humble, considering how handsome and charming you are."
You know, maybe something along those lines?
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Seriously though. It's hard to call anybody who isn't, you know, immediately trying to kill teenagers on day 1 "better" than I am. Apples to oranges. I couldn't do half the stuff you do, and I'm not even talking about the time-out boxes.
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I'd ask what that stuff might be, if it wouldn't push my playful vanity into overt egocentrism. Suffice it to say, we all have something to offer. That includes people like Daisy. And gargoyles, too.